Fe fe fi fi fo fo fum
I smell smoke in the auditorium

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Charlie Brown, Charlie Brown
He's a clown, that Charlie Brown
He's gonna get caught; just you wait and see
(Why's everybody always pickin' on me?)

That's him on his knees, I know that's him
Yeah, from 7 come 11 down in the boys' gym

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Who's always writing on the wall?
Who's always goofin' in the hall?
Who's always throwin' spit balls?
Guess who (Who, me?) Yeah, you!

Who walks in the classroom, cool and slow?
Who calls the English teacher Daddy-O?

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